When you suddenly find yourself falling from a great height, the best thing you can do is:
(Select the best option or, if more than one choice seems appropriate, list in order of importance)
Call 911
Flap your arms vigorously
Hold your breath
Close your eyes
Based on estimated height and a terminal velocity of 53 meters per second, calculate how much time you have left
Call your mom
Count backwards from 100
pray
scream
hum
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It occurs to me after reading what I have posted that both people who read this blog are asking themselves why I bothered, or what my motivation was. While every action or assertion likely has multiple layers and explanations, I am going to stand by the idea that the post is a metaphorical construct which mirrors the dilemma of voters who are contemplating the 2024 election.
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